Down at the Dog & Duck
I popped into the Dog and Duck to see the mythical Darlene, her mum has been poorly recently, so Darlene’s only working part-time now. I met a very interesting villain who told me he had a near-death experience when he …
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How to Fix a Toilet with a Bread Knife and a Brick
A mousey looking lady with glasses arrived with a Government census form, she wanted to know what type of sewage system we had. I told her I put m’ head down the bog but I couldn’t tell…. as when the …
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Made In China—Rubbish
I bought a Black and Decker dust buster that didn’t suck diddly-squat, the crumbs on the carpet bounced about with glee and stayed where they were, more or less. I lost the receipt so I never got my money back. …
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Brain Surgery for Beginners
Anyways….I’ve just finished my brain surgery for beginners (in Braille) postal course, and here I am tending to my first patient… “Doctor Stuie will see ya now…. Removing a Saline Drip I was so excited. I love the sight of …