To the Shops with the Dog

I popped to the shops for a copy of the Financial Times.
The shopkeeper said, “What’s you’re name?”
The Dog said, “They call me ‘the dog’ I look after the kid.”
“And what’s the kid’s name?” asked the man behind the counter.
“She’s a hippie chick, they call her Morning Light”, said the Dog.
“She seems quite young for the Financial Times”, said the shopkeeper, “Can she understand it?”
“Nah” said the Dog, “The paper’s for me.”
Stuart Wilde www.stuartwilde.com