Sorry the War is a Bit Late…

…but we’ve been running around a track.

The war thing all started when we sat on some carrots and we learned to pout like supermodels.

The Jewish newspapers in the capital Tell-a-Fib, are full of war threats and Iran bashing. They know, as do the Americans, that Iran has no nuclear weapons.

The home defense minister Matan Vilnai said a war with Iran will kill 500 Israelis. I don’t suppose he sees himself on the casualty list. People say carrots improve your eyesight but I reckon when wrongly placed they make ya blind.

If there is a war, gas will go to $150 a barrel, so the whole world will be paying a carrot-up-the-back-end-we’re-learning to-pout tax.

The minister didn’t mention how many Iranians he’s hoping to rub out. I feel jolly sorry for all the people in both countries that may die in this folly.

If Israel attacks it will be the beginning of the end as the global economies will fail and the citizens will rise up  and attack innocent Jews in the street. It’s not good.

To release the carrot and get ya sanity back, meditate and stay calm, and give up on specialness and attacking people, and become humble like never before and you will hear a “clunk” close by as the carrot hits the floor and you’ll be free. Don’t eat the carrot !!  Stuart W.

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