Obama Investigates

Obama was worried about weapons of mass destruction in Iran, so he went to have a look. The Jews say the bombs are down little tunnels. None were found.

So the Jews ran a computer simulation of an attack on Iran just to make sure what might happen, and the report says the simulation turned out horribly. I think Israel got wiped out, and the report also said 200 American sailors would lose their lives in an attack. If the American navy is mostly at the south pole, 200 dead might be accurate, but the first exocet missile that hits a carrier in the Gulf would rub out a few thousand Americans.

Anyways…Obama doesn’t want an attack before the Presidential election in November, so the Jews have kindly agreed to wait til spring 2013, so the report says. Very kind.

Obama has agreed to keep looking for stuff while he has a bit of spare time on his hands. Stuart Wilde

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