“Houston! — the Chicken has Landed”

I saw a really exhilarating vision. I was under a plane that was coming into land someplace in America, Chicago I think.

The landing gear was down, I could see the wheels most clearly, and the runway was coming up towards us as we descended.

When the plane was fifty-feet off the ground, the landing gear struts morphed into a chicken’s legs, and the plane’s wings became chicken wings with feathers, and what landed on the tarmac at high speed like a plane would, was an entire chicken—it was huge!

An avian flu vision I reckon.

It is said the Americans recently manufactured a new more deadly form of avian flu in a lab in Rotterdam.

Rotterdam has the largest sea port in the world, it’s near Belgium. Never go to Belgium, that’s my advice.

Of course, if you are a fully paid-up member of the NAZI party then you’ll love Belgium, who am I to say “don’t go.”

Stuart Wilde  (www.stuartwilde.com)

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