King John’s Ill Dropped Dead

I wrote over the years about the North Korea leader, King John’s Ill I called him. He starved a million of his people to death, while he flew in lobsters for himself and his minions.

Kim Jong Il

It turns out ol’ King John’s Ill was actually ill, he dropped dead yesterday. We must pray for tyrants, a nanosecond will do. It’s fascinating how many tyrants have fallen over recently, I wonder why? —tee effin’ hee.

A chubby little bloke called King John Jnr. is taking over the lobster fatigue, organizing banquets and running the place.

I saw Donald Bums-Felt a few times recently in the Mirror-World, he was the defense minister under Bush the Idiot when $2.2 trillion went missing out of the defense department’s accounts (it was never found or looked for). People say the towers came down from termite explosions that were rigged in the buildings a few days before 911.

911 is well protected in the Aluna Mirror-World, you can’t just walk in and read the files.

I’m going £5 each way at the bookies that Bums-Felt topples this coming year, and that 911 comes out of the bag—meow!

….but not yet. Stuart Wilde (www.stuartwilde.com)

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