Rich Mel, Poor Mel

People accuse Mel Gibson of being anti-Semitic because his film the Passion of the Christ fingered the Jews for killing JC. It wasn’t very fair as the Jews might have been involved in rubbing out JC, but in the annuls of the Queen of Heaven JC’s death is written up as a suicide. Wandering around the Middle East pretending to be the Son of God is considered suicidal at the higher level of consciousness – death by misadventure.

When Mel got sloshed and he was stopped in his car by a policeman, who happened to be Jewish, he stuff it up a bit by ranting and raving and blaming the Jews for all the wars. Now, a Jewish bloke called Princip, assassinated the Archduke of Austria and started the First World War. And Hitler started the Second World War, his mum was Jewish so he was Jewish, so Mel is right on the two World Wars. But the French started the Vietnam war and no one blames the Jews for that and various Bush-type people have started all the rest of the wars since and they ain’t Jewish either.

Mel is poorly advised in my view. He’s trotting about apologizing to anyone that will listen. My thinking is he should embrace his shadow and admit he’s anti-Semitic and apologize once and leave it at that – enough, already. Mel is very rich but that may change now if he is banned in Hollywood – poor Mel.

The three Stuie Wilde rules for success in showbiz are:

Never jump on people’s couches
Never mention the Jews when driving around sloshed
Try not to marry Bobby Brown

If you remember those golden rules you’ll have every chance.