The American administration has decided to spam its war on terror all round the world, it’s cheaper than sending troops. It’s all to do with Einstein and Relativity and how many G.I. Joes fit on the head on a pin. It’s pointless having a war here and there, it might as well be everywhere.

The Iran Spam is almost ready and according to the Times of London they will be attacked once the election is over. No need to bother the American voters with such details. I said here eighteen months ago, just before the start of the Iraqi war, that if Iran has any sense it would mobilize to defend Iraq, as Iran is next on the list. Of course, that idea wasn’t feasible as the two countries fought a long and bloody war with a million lost on both sides. So Saddam Hussein and the Ayatolah-in-the-Goal-ah, weren’t on the best of chummy terms.

Iran is next, then Syria, and the rest of the Gulf States and Pakistan are with the US anyway. So by next year, you will see the Jewish-American alliance stretching from the Eastern Mediterranean all the way to the Himalayas. Yak-Yak.

Howard of Australia wants to go after the Indonesians, that should be loads of fun. The Australian army is very, very, professional but they don’t have many men, twenty-five or so at the last count, and the Indonesians number five hundred million. The Relativity equation doesn’t quite pan out.

I only know a few New Zealanders and they are very nice, but New Zealand is the most boring country in the world; the Kiwis would probably agree with me on that one. I think Bush should attack New Zealand on the basis they posses Weapons of Mass Boredom.


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