Jolly Interesting Times


Stuart Wilde
June 17, 2007
 

Things are jolly interesting right now. The Fat Controller is so pleased with himself he’s doing pirouettes round the dance floor heading for the banana skin. The attorney general in Britain, a nob called Lord Goldsmith, has been implicated in authorizing an under-the-table bung to a Saudi Prince the tune of one billion quid in return for an armaments order. The Prince was quoted on telly as saying corruption has been around a long time so his billion smackeroolies are fair and reasonable.

The Turks have placed 60,000 troop on the Iraq border, I said five years ago they would eventually mobilize and move south, if they could just march a mile or two south my prediction will become true …it is so irritating waiting for things to happen.

The stock market has gone up like there is no tomorrow, and maybe there is no tomorrow… the Chinese stock exchange has risen 400% in the last year or so, everyone with a Yuan in his pocket has a stock account, one hundred million accounts have been opened, feels like 1929 to me.

The Brits are spending billions on the Olympic games in London in 2012, which is very sad, as the games will be cancelled in the summer of 2010, so it’s load of smakeroolies down the drain that could go to deserving Saudi princes instead. They also paid 400,000 pounds for a new logo for the games. It looks like the word ZION so people think it’s about the Jews and Israel and the greater glory of Zionism and its place in the body corporate of the global Fat Controller - bloody strange.

Rearrange the letters and you see the word
Zion as Z O
                I N

Oi vey! Inexpensive advertising.

Angelina Jolie has just adopted her 95th child and she and Brad have set up UNICEF tents in the garden to handle the overflow of nippers running around the joint. They have a computer operated conveyor belt to handle diapers in and diapers out.

An apparition of a skull appeared in the sky a few weeks ago, as clear as day and it stayed for three hours. It must mean something.

I think when Jolie gets to a hundred kids it might create a pole shift.

It is said if the poles swap positions suddenly it would create winds of 3000 miles an hour and waves three miles high. In that scenario my calculations say that most of the Saudi princes that are not nailed down would end up in the water about 1500 miles west of the Canary Island that are off the coast of Spain in case you can’t remember where they are. The sight of a Saudi prince moving overhead at 3000 miles an hour with a billion in his pocket for ballast, is considered by some to be one the Seven Wonders of the World. It certainly makes me wonder.

All the current visions say there is going to be a global financial meltdown but not yet, and many pundits and City gurus say the dollar will collapse. Kuwait used to peg their currency to the dollar but recently they un-pegged it as they saw their assets dwindling, I figured if they called Goldsmith in London they could top themselves up quite quickly.

People say Iran is building a nuclear bomb to wipe out the Jews. But the UN inspectors keep saying there is no evidence that Iran is building a bomb. I worry about Jerusalem as I saw a vision in 2001 in which it was entirely obliterated. Maybe the inspectors aren’t very good at inspecting things.

Bush and the Zionists in the White House want to give Iran a whack in the mouth but all the generals keep saying that would be a very dangerous move, so Bush sent loads of his warships to bobble about in the hot sun off the coast of Iran while he’s deciding. Most think the attack is on it is just a matter of ‘when’. The ships are suffering bobble fatigue they can’t wait very much longer.

Meanwhile, Bush went to Albania as he heard people like him there. They stole his wristwatch. Tut tut.

It is all jolly interesting.

Avoid Chinese stocks, Albania, bent English lords, flying princes, Iran and the Holy Lands, and the American dollar, and you should be just fine.

© Stuart Wilde 2007
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